Last Night in Indiana (317)

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  I got her a Nickelback box set.

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  After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.

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  How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?

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  He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.

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  Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls

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  well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night

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  sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".

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  she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.

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  she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.

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  im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.

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  Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.

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  me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.

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  i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.

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  Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.

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  He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.

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