Last Night in Florida (813)

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  We shouldn"t be alone together

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  you didn"t say that yesterday

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  you weren't married yesterday

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  One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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  running late. just ran over a dude on a bike

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  I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.

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  ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions

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  i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.

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  Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.

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  He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL

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  Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.

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  It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

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  He had one of those small greek statue penises

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  Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.

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  We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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  I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.

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