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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.

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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.

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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.

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The pine trees are waving at me.

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Put the pipe down honey.

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Hi trees.

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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning

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because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'

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no more ever clear

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i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"

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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.

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