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wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.

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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka

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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero

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I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder

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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit

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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room

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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.

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