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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

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Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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The police scanner is talking about you again....

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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!

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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.

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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.

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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.

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I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.

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