Last Night in Oregon (971)

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  I have two black x marks on my hands.

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  Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

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  damnit I wish I could remember that.

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  So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"

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  the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?

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  I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

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  I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.

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  you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?

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  Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously

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  you are my hero

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  I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.

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  I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.

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  Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.

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  No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,

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  I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?

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  one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.

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  i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...

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  it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.

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  I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.

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  There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.

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