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(303): View more from Colorado

I got copblocked.

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What?

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Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.

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(409): View more from Texas

I deserve this hangover.

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(972): View more from Texas

Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence

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(563): View more from Iowa

You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.

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That's some kind of record drunk there...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.

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(303): View more from Colorado

you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn

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(914): View more from New York

Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals

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