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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".

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turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"

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(714): View more from California

Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.

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Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason

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