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(952): View more from Minnesota

Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me

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(817): View more from Texas

I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

so you made the shocked face and they caught you.

(571): View more from Virginia

yup.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her

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(801): View more from Utah

Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

(435): View more from Utah

A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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(562): View more from California

cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi

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(319): View more from Iowa

How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.

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