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(716): View more from New York

Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?

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(705): View more from Ontario

Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..

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(518): View more from New York

We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?

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(989): View more from Michigan

I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.

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(714): View more from California

Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.

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(810): View more from Michigan

He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.

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