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(614): View more from Ohio

If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people

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(214): View more from Texas

Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.

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(210): View more from Texas

I just want to hang out with her.

(916): View more from California

You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Whoa Z and x make the same sound

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...

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(310): View more from California

kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

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damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?

(408): View more from California

oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no

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