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forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis

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I wish they made sweatshirts for legs

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you mean pants?

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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.

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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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(559): View more from California

Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

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(614): View more from Ohio

how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready

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