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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.

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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.

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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.

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just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism

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