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(281): View more from Texas

thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.

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(407): View more from Florida

This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.

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(972): View more from Texas

I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun

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