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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it

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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.

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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single

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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.

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i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.

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the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"

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this medicine is soooo good.

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She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.

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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(

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