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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.

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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.

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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.

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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.

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