Texts From Last Night · deathtrap5's Favorites

Sorry Pizarro88 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

deathtrap5's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

(352): View more from Florida

My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.

Fav 12 1619 4891
share tweet
(706): View more from Georgia

You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....

Fav 10 4071 1115
share tweet

(607): View more from New York

no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.

Fav 4 3891 1112
share tweet
(608): View more from Wisconsin

Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.

Fav 8 4164 1170
share tweet
(843): View more from South Carolina

She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.

Fav 14 7504 1455
share tweet
(919): View more from North Carolina

everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.

Fav 13 3976 1664
share tweet

(720): View more from Colorado

i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.

Fav 13 4116 1673
share tweet

(617): View more from Massachusetts

the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands

Fav 15 7457 1997
share tweet

TextsFromLastNight.com

deathtrap5's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

(352): View more from Florida

(706): View more from Georgia

(607): View more from New York

(608): View more from Wisconsin

(843): View more from South Carolina

(919): View more from North Carolina

(720): View more from Colorado

(805): View more from California

(765): View more from Indiana

(801): View more from Utah

(612): View more from Minnesota

(617): View more from Massachusetts

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

(415): View more from California

(563): View more from Iowa

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

(248): View more from Michigan

(513): View more from Ohio

(405): View more from Oklahoma

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

(506): View more from New Brunswick

(937): View more from Ohio

(214): View more from Texas

(919): View more from North Carolina

(519): View more from Ontario

(774): View more from Massachusetts

(606): View more from Kentucky

(1-606): View more from Kentucky

(407): View more from Florida

(708): View more from Illinois

(404): View more from Georgia

(402): View more from Nebraska

(630): View more from Illinois

(785): View more from Kansas

(212): View more from New York

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

(402): View more from Nebraska

deathtrap5's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

Quick! While no one's looking

Click this little button for TFLN texts and updates

We also send dope emails

Forget to check the site? We’ll send our best texts, memes and weekly shenanigans straight to your inbox.

already like us? well thanks! click here.