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(765): View more from Indiana

I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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(618): View more from Illinois

The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You going out tonight?

(318): View more from Louisiana

No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

(580): View more from Oklahoma

Really.

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(972): View more from Texas

I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.

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