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(620): View more from Kansas

She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever

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(703): View more from Virginia

relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

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I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

(201): View more from New Jersey

Tie

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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