Texts From Last Night · gmt

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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.

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(310): View more from California

That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI

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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you

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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.

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Jesus, are you hammered?

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Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.

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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?

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You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you

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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.

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(509): View more from Washington

She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center

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