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(914): View more from New York

just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow

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(407): View more from Florida

Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way

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(304): View more from West Virginia

The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets

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(214): View more from Texas

I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.

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(516): View more from New York

Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

(1-915): View more from Texas

dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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(407): View more from Florida

i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

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