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(616): View more from Michigan

Princesses don't give blow jobs

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(516): View more from New York

Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"

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(+61): View more from Australia

Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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(804): View more from Virginia

i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore

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(404): View more from Georgia

I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.

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