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(281): View more from Texas

If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."

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(415): View more from California

JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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(330): View more from Ohio

theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.

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(916): View more from California

They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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(210): View more from Texas

yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."

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(773): View more from Illinois

We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love

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