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(941): View more from Florida

CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.

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(305): View more from Florida

I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I cannot find my penis.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

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(917): View more from New York City

I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!

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