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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them

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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out

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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter

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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie

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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class

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wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars

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IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT

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He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj

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I think that's fair trade off

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An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?

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