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(708): View more from Illinois

i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life

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(806): View more from Texas

That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.

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(310): View more from California

His dick was poking my bladder. That big...

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(816): View more from Missouri

So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.

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(253): View more from Washington

Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.

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(516): View more from New York

Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice

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(647): View more from Ontario

all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

(905): View more from Ontario

You're fat. Stop making excuses

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