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(914): View more from New York

He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.

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(207): View more from Maine

Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.

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(954): View more from Florida

My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?

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(646): View more from New York

we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..

(219): View more from Indiana

you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.

(646): View more from New York

nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..

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(212): View more from New York

i want you now

(916): View more from California

you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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