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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying

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(916): View more from California

Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room

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(858): View more from California

Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.

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(561): View more from Florida

You drink too much

(1-561): View more from Florida

No, I drink just the right amount - too often.

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(661): View more from California

I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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(785): View more from Kansas

my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.

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