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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt

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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.

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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.

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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.

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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.

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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.

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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.

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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.

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