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(407): View more from Florida

I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.

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(813): View more from Florida

The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I wanna come home

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And do what?

(270): View more from Kentucky

Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head

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(816): View more from Missouri

Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it

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(734): View more from Michigan

I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.

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