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(541): View more from Oregon

dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room

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(605): View more from South Dakota

He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She bit a glass in half.

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(619): View more from California

My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...

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(626): View more from California

she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo

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