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(954): View more from Florida

everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

(580): View more from Oklahoma

Really.

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(231): View more from Michigan

i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget

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(586): View more from Michigan

Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Heyyyy darlin are you busy?

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.

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And that worked?

(919): View more from North Carolina

9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.

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