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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.

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(813): View more from Florida

my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me

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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.

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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.

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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty

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smooth operator

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(678): View more from Georgia

his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.

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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.

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i think i left my bra at your place

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It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.

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