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(239): View more from Florida

At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.

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(813): View more from Florida

If you die in college, do you die in real life?

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(214): View more from Texas

You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.

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(518): View more from New York

September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around

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(951): View more from California

Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.

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