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(209): View more from California

found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.

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(224): View more from Illinois

:( I'm sorry!!!

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sexual favors sorry?

(224): View more from Illinois

absolutely not

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(847): View more from Illinois

Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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(916): View more from California

i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

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