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(954): View more from Florida

First date: that requires underwear, huh?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like

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(562): View more from California

the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal

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(317): View more from Indiana

My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!

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(510): View more from California

I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.

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(530): View more from California

I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

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