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(818): View more from California

Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...

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(847): View more from Illinois

Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

That's some true roommate bonding right there.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.

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(801): View more from Utah

two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?

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