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(716): View more from New York

I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day

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I know she was great

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(607): View more from New York

I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name

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(612): View more from Minnesota

What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

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(619): View more from California

just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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(863): View more from Florida

I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..

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(404): View more from Georgia

Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

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Two?

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Two.

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