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(205): View more from Alabama

i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers

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(502): View more from Kentucky

battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.

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(708): View more from Illinois

sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed

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(806): View more from Texas

If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.

(1-262): View more from Wisconsin

That's funny. Are they weird looking???

(262): View more from Wisconsin

OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.

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(720): View more from Colorado

This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.

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(802): View more from Vermont

does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children

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actually, i try not to think about it

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and i pooped them out

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(250): View more from British Columbia

A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja

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