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(727): View more from Florida

It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five

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(936): View more from Texas

You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.

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(518): View more from New York

for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt

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(989): View more from Michigan

i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

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(330): View more from Ohio

When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"

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(949): View more from California

Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way

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