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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.

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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.

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Oh God. You're going to jail

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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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