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(250): View more from British Columbia

He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"

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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?

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It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad

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(760): View more from California

Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.

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That was one of the best texts I got today

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