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(308): View more from Nebraska

The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.

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(940): View more from Texas

I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover

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(705): View more from Ontario

I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth

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