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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.

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what was she crying about?

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i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

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I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN

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I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

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