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(330): View more from Ohio

Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.

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(330): View more from Ohio

She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?

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I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.

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It was probably Jesus.

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I feel like he would have left a message.

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(702): View more from Nevada

It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...

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yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.

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