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(404): View more from Georgia

He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.

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(301): View more from Maryland

did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.

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(925): View more from California

Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(845): View more from New York

my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie

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(585): View more from New York

He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.

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(407): View more from Florida

it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.

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