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  Who goes to Church hungover

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  Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk

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  I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.

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  You mean inside out.

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  No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

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  he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"

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  dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit

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  I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night

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  Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"

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  I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.

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  Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.

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  Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life

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  He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.

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  I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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  then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.

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  I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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  I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn

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