Last Night in New York (718)

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  I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!

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  Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.

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  We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game

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  Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.

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  DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES

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  He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.

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  I don't deserve a penis

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  Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.

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  You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.

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  i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.

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  He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina

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  If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him

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  I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!

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  I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum

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  please don't

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  Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream

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