Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
