Last Night in Illinois (815)

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  i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.

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  man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed

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  I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie

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  i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.

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  So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.

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  I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.

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  His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.

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  sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

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  I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.

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  You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you

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  Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.

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  Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.

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  Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.

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  if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.

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